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My internet password needed 8 characters, so I put Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

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 emoticon

When was the last time I saw that big clock tower?

I haven’t Ben in a long time…

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What do I think about inflation? Please allow me to give my four cents on the matter.

(Mostly inspired by The Bee emoticon)

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Okay, so the past several days at my new job, I have been a JOKE MACHINE.. emoticon

So Friday night, a customer came up to me and asked if we “had a manager on the floor”. I saw one of the managers walking toward me so I said “Yes!”. Right then (without him hearing our conversation) the manager bent down to tie his shoe and I said “Literally” (as in literally on the floor - to tie his shoe). Unfortunately the customer did not understand/appreciate my hilariously crafted response as he came to complain that our music was inappropriate for the young kid he knowingly brought to a 13+ event and then yell at an employee for trying to help him emoticon

Then yesterday I wasn’t even trying to make a huge joke, but someone asked me why a certain prize went from 100 tickets to 500. I was like “I know, it’s kind of a rip-off” and then joked that it was because of inflation. The lady was so amused that I was actually caught off-guard (usually our customers don’t pick up on any of our very simple jokes lol).

Most days there a few hilarious customers too emoticon

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I once had a dream about an ocean of orange soda. It felt natural, but I realized it was a Fanta-sea.
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What type of lollipop does this thread like?

Dumb-Dumbs



Actually, my 5-year-old cousin caught me off guard the other day as he always just says scientific stuff, and he said “How do you make a tornado?” And I thought he was genuinely asking but then he said in this really flat voice “you put a cat in a fishbowl and spin it around” emoticon It was mainly the delivery and how I wasn’t expecting it, but I found it mildly amusing emoticon

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