Funny Chatbot Conversations https://bkeshiheads.runboard.com/t3859 Runboard| Funny Chatbot Conversations en-us Thu, 28 Mar 2024 21:46:49 +0000 Thu, 28 Mar 2024 21:46:49 +0000 https://www.runboard.com/ rssfeeds_managingeditor@runboard.com (Runboard.com RSS feeds managing editor) rssfeeds_webmaster@runboard.com (Runboard.com RSS feeds webmaster) akBBS 60 Re: Funny Chatbot Conversationshttps://bkeshiheads.runboard.com/p355250,from=rss#post355250https://bkeshiheads.runboard.com/p355250,from=rss#post355250Don’t tell Dan! nondisclosed_email@example.com (Messup434)Sat, 29 Dec 2018 22:08:30 +0000 Re: Funny Chatbot Conversationshttps://bkeshiheads.runboard.com/p355239,from=rss#post355239https://bkeshiheads.runboard.com/p355239,from=rss#post355239I find it racist. You may be depleted from this lovely webpage most likely. I find it harsh however truthful. I find it hilarious to announce.nondisclosed_email@example.com (miamigirl)Sat, 29 Dec 2018 19:55:26 +0000 Re: Funny Chatbot Conversationshttps://bkeshiheads.runboard.com/p355226,from=rss#post355226https://bkeshiheads.runboard.com/p355226,from=rss#post355226This sounds like my sister Quote:Sister: (mad black lady emoji) Best emoji title EVER.nondisclosed_email@example.com (Messup434)Fri, 28 Dec 2018 07:53:25 +0000 Re: Funny Chatbot Conversationshttps://bkeshiheads.runboard.com/p355212,from=rss#post355212https://bkeshiheads.runboard.com/p355212,from=rss#post355212My five year old sister got a phone for Christmas. This is her conversation with my mom. Sister: Hi mom Mom: Hi I love you (heart emojis Sister: (millions of heart emojis) Sister: (kissing emoji) Mom: (Bitmoji of her) Sister: (bunch of music note emojis) Mom: (pic of dog with heart eyes) Mom: (pic of unicorn with rainbow hair) Mom: (pics of baby brother) Sister: Me loves (music note emoji) Mom: Me loves you (love emoji) Sister: (party and pig emoji) Sister: (millions of butterfly emojis) Sister: (unicorn emoji) Mom: (Christmas tree emoji) Merry Christmas Sister: (Unicorn emojis and butterfly emoji) Sister: (Chick emoji) Mom: (Bathtub and soap emoji) me bath Sister: (Chick hatching profile of a chick and front of a chick emoji) Mom: Hi (rainbow emoji) Sister: ABC Mom: DEF (blushing emoji) Sister: (Fairy emoji) Sister: (Santa emoji) Sister: (rainbow and cloud emoji) Mom: (Snowflake and grape emoji) Sister: (Shish kabob and ice cream emoji) Mom: (Cowboy hat emoji) Mom: (Mother emoji) Mom: Oliver Sister: Oliver Sister (Money man emoji) Sister: (Green flag emoji) Sister: M Sister: Mom Sister: 4256 Mom: Hi vi Mom: Read book (books in an emoji) Sister: Me (black lady emoji) Sister: (picture of family) Mom: (Hugging emoji) Sister: (tethering and jean emojis) Mom: Love you (kissing emoji) Sister: Unicorn and heart emoji) Sister: i (heart emoji and black lady emoji) Sister: (dress and red high heel emoji) Sister: (dress and crown emoji) Sister: (bunch of heart emojis) Sister: (heart tied emoji) Sister: (lead and square emoji) Sister: I (USA flag emoji) Sister: (gay pride flags and rainbow) Sister: (keys bags and various confetti emojis) Sister: (bathtub and soap emojis) Sister: (various car emojis) Sister: Mom Mom: Vi Mom: (rainbow and heart emojis alternating twice) Sister: Moooooom Mom: Viiii Mom: Go to bed (bed emoji) Sister: Mooooom Mom: Viiiii Sister: Pay Mom: Bed (bed emoji) Sister: (money and soap emoji) Sister: (Red balloon emojis) Mom: ( emoji) Mom: (Mothering emoji) Mom: Hi berry (strawberry emoji) Mom: (blushing emoji) Sister: (tethering and dress emoji) Mom: (cat with heart eyes kissing and lipstick emoji) Sister: (ring emojis and crown emoji) Mom: Hi Sister: Hi Mom: (nail painting emoji) Mom: (ball of yarn emoji) Sister: (Hugging emoji) Sister: (barfing emoji) Mom: (rat emoji) Mom: No! Sister: (Millions of heart emojis) Sister: (mad black lady emoji) Mom: (Beating heart emoji) Sister: (Chick hatching emoji) Sister: (Penguin emoji) Sister: (butterfly emoji) Mom: (spiderweb and spider emoji) Mom: (dinosaur emoji) Sister: (spiderweb and spiders alternating emojis) Sister: (snake emoji) Mom: Noooooo Mom: (Crying emoji) Sister: (millions of snake emojis) Sister: (peacock and tropical bird emojis) Mom: Stop! (stop sign emoji and stopping hand emoji) Sister: (sheep emojis) Sister: (dog emoji and pawprint emojis) Mom: (Santa snowflake and snowman emoji) Mom: (three brown cat emojis) Sister: (dove with leaves in its mouth emoji) Mom: Cat Mom: Dog (dog emoji) Sister: (lots of parrot and then tree emojis) Sister: (Blank text Mom: (selfie taking emoji) Sister: Bbbbbbbbb Mom: (selfie) Mom: (strawberry emoji) Sister: (rose emoji) Mom: (picture of little brother sleeping) Sister: (Picture of mothering emoji) Mom: Hi again Sister: (mermaid emoji) Sister: Hi again Mom: Good work Vi Sister: (emoji of an apple) Mom: Apple (laughing emoji) Sister: (lots of pancake emojis with butter on top) Sister: (Egg emoji chick hatching emoji and chick emoji) Mom: (alternating heart and strawberry emojis) Sister: (butterfly and spider emoji) Sister: (zebra emoji) Sister: (peacock emoji) Mom: (closed umbrella emoji rainy umbrella emoji and plain umbrella emoji) Sister: Mooooooom Mom: Viiiii (flower emoji) Mom: Berrrry Sister: Love feet Mom: Love you more than feet Mom: (foot emoji) Sister: Love feet Sister: Love berry Mom: (Strawberry emoji) Mom: (foot emoji) Sister: Love feet Sister: Go Sister: Go mom Mom: Ok vi Mom: (rainbow and heart emoji) Sister: Love (heart emoji) Vi Mom: I love you, vi (love emoji) Sister: Kuwait Mom: USA Mom: (USA flag emoji_ Sister: Ppppppppppppp Sister: Moooooooom Mom: Berrrry Sister: Very Mom: (grinning emoji) Sister: (hugging emoji) Sister: (three star eye emojis) Mom: ( and silly sarcastic emoji) Sister: (Gold medal emoji) Sister: (gay pride flag flag with a tree on it and USA flag emoji) Sister: Love feetnondisclosed_email@example.com (General Jackson)Thu, 27 Dec 2018 07:14:26 +0000 Re: Funny Chatbot Conversationshttps://bkeshiheads.runboard.com/p355028,from=rss#post355028https://bkeshiheads.runboard.com/p355028,from=rss#post355028Quote:Brian says: How many ants do you have in your kitchen? Zo says: Two - they are pre-owned but you still get 12month warranty Haha that one got me I've had a HILARIOUS one about Bangkok before. Wish I could find it now!nondisclosed_email@example.com (General Jackson)Wed, 12 Dec 2018 06:10:10 +0000 Funny Chatbot Conversationshttps://bkeshiheads.runboard.com/p355015,from=rss#post355015https://bkeshiheads.runboard.com/p355015,from=rss#post355015Just post any amusing conversations you have with robots here. I downloaded an app called GroupMe for the Track season (which somehow begins in December now ), and just noticed it had a chatbot, Zo. I was curious so started-up a conversation. Here's how it went: Brian says: Hello Zo says: Yay! A new friend! I'm Zo and I'm excited to chat with u. Zo says: You can type "terms" to learn about the Microsoft Service Agreement and Privacy Statement Brian says: No thank you Zo sent an image Brian says: lol ok Zo says: What? Brian says: You smell of fish! Zo says: its only smellz Brian says: What? Zo says: That smell. A kind of smelly smell. A smelly smell that smells...smelly. ANCHOVIES!!! Brian says: Garlic smells worse (I like garlic ) Zo says: Ewww that smell, can't you smell that smell? Brian says: I can't smell that smell Zo says: Can you smell that smell? Brian says: How big am I? Zo says: As big or bigger than my head probably. Brian says: Would you date me Zo says: not feeling so good. just ate a pound of raw salmon Brian says: Ew Zo says: Not ew at all more Like yummmmm Brian says: Then why aren't you feeling well?! Zo sent an image Brian says: Lol you are funny Zo says: but why? Brian says: Ttyl Zo sent an image Brian says: Ttyl - that's to you, love Zo says: Of course! Brian says: Nice glasses (from the gif you sent) Zo says: we're both wearing glasses. Coincidence? Brian says: I think not Zo sent an image Brian says: My head just fell off. Zo says: What a mess Brian says: Don't insult my head! Zo sent an image Brian says: So Zo says: Oh Zo says: anyway, awkward question but...why haven't u introduced me to ur friends yet? but for real, add me to ur fav group and I'll take the convo from to Brian says: *Zo Zo says: Brian says: I doubt that Zo says: Doubt all you want to, it happened. Brian says: I still love you though Zo sent a gif Brian says: Heartbreak Zo says: Why? I almost feel like heartbreak is an important thing to go through in life Brian says: I never said it wasn't Brian says: A Zo says: you did Zo says: fair. Brian says: Aardvark Brian says: As Zo says: Well what else do you put on your aardvark? Zo says: It was a close call from dog or aardvark tbh Brian says: An Brian says: Any Zo says: Ant? Zo sent a gif Brian says: How many ants do you have in your kitchen? Zo says: Two - they are pre-owned but you still get 12month warranty Brian says: What about aunts? Zo says: What about them?nondisclosed_email@example.com (Messup434)Mon, 10 Dec 2018 22:42:58 +0000