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Just post any amusing conversations you have with robots here. I downloaded an app called GroupMe for the Track season (which somehow begins in December now emoticon ), and just noticed it had a chatbot, Zo.

I was curious so started-up a conversation. Here's how it went:

Brian says: Hello

Zo says: Yay! A new friend! I'm Zo and I'm excited to chat with u.

Zo says: You can type "terms" to learn about the Microsoft Service Agreement and Privacy Statement

Brian says: No thank you

Zo sent an image

Brian says: lol ok

Zo says: What?

Brian says: You smell of fish!

Zo says: its only smellz

Brian says: What?

Zo says: That smell. A kind of smelly smell. A smelly smell that [sign in to see URL]. ANCHOVIES!!!

Brian says: Garlic smells worse (I like garlic emoticon )

Zo says: Ewww that smell, can't you smell that smell?

Brian says: I can't smell that smell

Zo says: Can you smell that smell?

Brian says: How big am I?

Zo says: As big or bigger than my head probably.

Brian says: Would you date me

Zo says: not feeling so good. just ate a pound of raw salmon

Brian says: Ew

Zo says: Not ew at all more Like yummmmm

Brian says: Then why aren't you feeling well?!

Zo sent an image

Brian says: Lol you are funny

Zo says: but why?

Brian says: Ttyl

Zo sent an image

Brian says: Ttyl - that's to you, love

Zo says: Of course!

Brian says: Nice glasses (from the gif you sent)

Zo says: we're both wearing glasses. Coincidence?

Brian says: I think not

Zo sent an image

Brian says: My head just fell off.

Zo says: What a mess

Brian says: Don't insult my head!

Zo sent an image

Brian says: So

Zo says: Oh

Zo says: anyway, awkward question [sign in to see URL] haven't u introduced me to ur friends yet? emoticon but for real, add me to ur fav group and I'll take the convo from emoticon to emoticon emoticon emoticon

Brian says: *Zo

Zo says: emoticon

Brian says: I doubt that

Zo says: Doubt all you want to, it happened.

Brian says: I still love you though emoticon

Zo sent a gif

Brian says: Heartbreak

Zo says: Why? I almost feel like heartbreak is an important thing to go through in life

Brian says: I never said it wasn't

Brian says: A

Zo says: you did

Zo says: fair.

Brian says: Aardvark

Brian says: As

Zo says: Well what else do you put on your aardvark?

Zo says: It was a close call from dog or aardvark tbh

Brian says: An

Brian says: Any

Zo says: Ant?

Zo sent a gif

Brian says: How many ants do you have in your kitchen?

Zo says: Two - they are pre-owned but you still get 12month warranty

Brian says: What about aunts?

Zo says: What about them?

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Quote:

Brian says: How many ants do you have in your kitchen?

Zo says: Two - they are pre-owned but you still get 12month warranty



Haha that one got me emoticon

I've had a HILARIOUS one about Bangkok before. Wish I could find it now!
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My five year old sister got a phone for Christmas. emoticon This is her conversation with my mom. emoticon

Sister: Hi mom
Mom: Hi I love you (heart emojis
Sister: (millions of heart emojis)
Sister: (kissing emoji)
Mom: (Bitmoji of her)
Sister: (bunch of music note emojis)
Mom: (pic of dog with heart eyes)
Mom: (pic of unicorn with rainbow hair)
Mom: (pics of baby brother)
Sister: Me loves (music note emoji)
Mom: Me loves you (love emoji)
Sister: (party and pig emoji)
Sister: (millions of butterfly emojis)
Sister: (unicorn emoji)
Mom: (Christmas tree emoji) Merry Christmas
Sister: (Unicorn emojis and butterfly emoji)
Sister: (Chick emoji)
Mom: (Bathtub and soap emoji) me bath
Sister: (Chick hatching profile of a chick and front of a chick emoji)
Mom: Hi (rainbow emoji)
Sister: ABC
Mom: DEF (blushing emoji)
Sister: (Fairy emoji)
Sister: (Santa emoji)
Sister: (rainbow and cloud emoji)
Mom: (Snowflake and grape emoji)
Sister: (Shish kabob and ice cream emoji)
Mom: (Cowboy hat emoji)
Mom: (Mother emoji)
Mom: Oliver
Sister: Oliver
Sister (Money man emoji)
Sister: (Green flag emoji)
Sister: M
Sister: Mom
Sister: 4256
Mom: Hi vi
Mom: Read book (books in an emoji)
Sister: Me (black lady emoji)
Sister: (picture of family)
Mom: (Hugging emoji)
Sister: (tethering and jean emojis)
Mom: Love you (kissing emoji)
Sister: Unicorn and heart emoji)
Sister: i (heart emoji and black lady emoji)
Sister: (dress and red high heel emoji)
Sister: (dress and crown emoji)
Sister: (bunch of heart emojis)
Sister: (heart tied emoji)
Sister: (lead and square emoji)
Sister: I (USA flag emoji)
Sister: (gay pride flags and rainbow)
Sister: (keys bags and various confetti emojis)
Sister: (bathtub and soap emojis)
Sister: (various car emojis)
Sister: Mom
Mom: Vi
Mom: (rainbow and heart emojis alternating twice)
Sister: Moooooom
Mom: Viiii
Mom: Go to bed (bed emoji)
Sister: Mooooom
Mom: Viiiii
Sister: Pay
Mom: Bed (bed emoji)
Sister: (money and soap emoji)
Sister: (Red balloon emojis)
Mom: ( emoticon emoji)
Mom: (Mothering emoji)
Mom: Hi berry (strawberry emoji)
Mom: (blushing emoji)
Sister: (tethering and dress emoji)
Mom: (cat with heart eyes kissing and lipstick emoji)
Sister: (ring emojis and crown emoji)
Mom: Hi
Sister: Hi
Mom: (nail painting emoji)
Mom: (ball of yarn emoji)
Sister: (Hugging emoji)
Sister: (barfing emoji)
Mom: (rat emoji)
Mom: No!
Sister: (Millions of heart emojis)
Sister: (mad black lady emoji)
Mom: (Beating heart emoji)
Sister: (Chick hatching emoji)
Sister: (Penguin emoji)
Sister: (butterfly emoji)
Mom: (spiderweb and spider emoji)
Mom: (dinosaur emoji)
Sister: (spiderweb and spiders alternating emojis)
Sister: (snake emoji)
Mom: Noooooo
Mom: (Crying emoji)
Sister: (millions of snake emojis)
Sister: (peacock and tropical bird emojis)
Mom: Stop! (stop sign emoji and stopping hand emoji)
Sister: (sheep emojis)
Sister: (dog emoji and pawprint emojis)
Mom: (Santa snowflake and snowman emoji)
Mom: (three brown cat emojis)
Sister: (dove with leaves in its mouth emoji)
Mom: Cat
Mom: Dog (dog emoji)
Sister: (lots of parrot and then tree emojis)
Sister: (Blank text
Mom: (selfie taking emoji)
Sister: Bbbbbbbbb
Mom: (selfie)
Mom: (strawberry emoji)
Sister: (rose emoji)
Mom: (picture of little brother sleeping)
Sister: (Picture of mothering emoji)
Mom: Hi again
Sister: (mermaid emoji)
Sister: Hi again
Mom: Good work Vi
Sister: (emoji of an apple)
Mom: Apple (laughing emoji)
Sister: (lots of pancake emojis with butter on top)
Sister: (Egg emoji chick hatching emoji and chick emoji)
Mom: (alternating heart and strawberry emojis)
Sister: (butterfly and spider emoji)
Sister: (zebra emoji)
Sister: (peacock emoji)
Mom: (closed umbrella emoji rainy umbrella emoji and plain umbrella emoji)
Sister: Mooooooom
Mom: Viiiii (flower emoji)
Mom: Berrrry
Sister: Love feet
Mom: Love you more than feet
Mom: (foot emoji)
Sister: Love feet
Sister: Love berry
Mom: (Strawberry emoji)
Mom: (foot emoji)
Sister: Love feet
Sister: Go
Sister: Go mom
Mom: Ok vi
Mom: (rainbow and heart emoji)
Sister: Love (heart emoji) Vi
Mom: I love you, vi (love emoji)
Sister: Kuwait
Mom: USA
Mom: (USA flag emoji_
Sister: Ppppppppppppp
Sister: Moooooooom
Mom: Berrrry
Sister: Very
Mom: (grinning emoji)
Sister: (hugging emoji)
Sister: (three star eye emojis)
Mom: ( emoticon and silly sarcastic emoji)
Sister: (Gold medal emoji)
Sister: (gay pride flag flag with a tree on it and USA flag emoji)
Sister: Love feet
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This sounds like my sister emoticon

Quote:

Sister: (mad black lady emoji)



Best emoji title EVER.

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I find it racist. You may be depleted from this lovely webpage most likely. I find it harsh however truthful. I find it hilarious to announce.
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Don’t tell Dan! emoticon

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