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I had a crazy dream last night. I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. Turns out it was just a Fanta sea...

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...it's Takeshi's Castle.
...¡esto es Humor Amarillo!
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What sport do you play with a wombat?


Wom.

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Love Fanta sea! emoticon

I have a bunch of social-studies tests today.

But that's history.

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I have two jokes. They may be hilarious o.

The first is why did surfboard stop spinning? Due to the contestant falling off of it.

Why is mushroom a popular Tasheiki event? Because it was not ugly hardly.

These are the hilarious jokes I have thought of. I find it amazing novel.
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Half-asleep miamigirl might want to stick to posting about her day emoticon
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They are funny. Maybe not for the right reasons.

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Yes emoticon

I’ll make some Takeshi jokes:

Why did I get fat playing Takeshi’s castle? I had too many Skipping Scones!

Why did the mushroom for Mushroom Trip stop spinning? Because it was all wound-up!

These might not be any better emoticon
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My jokester may be a little comedic o. Messup and Dan found them hugely hilarious. I find them funny. They laughed o. I find it hilarious and dutiful. I have several more jokes. They shall be funny too.

My first joke is why did Tanid need eyeglasses? Because he could not hardly read the eye chart within one of the Japanese episodes. I find it hilarious and memorable.

Why did boulders stop rolling down the hill? Because there were no defender people there hardly. I find it a little less amusing however still hilarious o.

Why did the contestant fall off of the obstacle course video game thing? Because of the crappy swinging ball things. I find it amusing a little.

My final joke is why did the padded hands fall over. The answer is because the huge football player pushed them over. I find it hilarious.

They are a funny right? I find it possible maybe.
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Nice cause-and-effect statements.. er jokes emoticon

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