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Of course I'm the one who has to write a dang essay to respond to this post (I'm mvs):

http://sasukemaniac.proboards.com/thread/6718/why-wipeout-cancelled-series-ep?page=1&scrollTo=165939 emoticon
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 emoticon Well, when you're passionate about something... Haha!
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Hahaha, I'm good at killing topics as well emoticon
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*no reply*


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Am I brilliant or scary? I'd like to know honestly.

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Both!
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I realized that there would be a brilliance in telling you the process of gaining my feed.

Let's say that my meal is due at 5am. My body has adapted to the process which starts at 3.30am.

3.30am - Body signals that it is almost time for another round of feeding. Any activity I may be doing then, I stop.

3.40am - I find my victim. It should not take too long seeing as I know the shortcut to a village I regularly terrorize.

3.50am - The prey is seduced. My hair is green and my eyes are red, but that will not stop me from attractiveness. I hold jasmine flowers and wave, and when he takes notice of me, 99% of the time they can't help but come closer.

4am - We have a conversation. When I ask, hey, come to my house. Even if they say they are busy, being a little persuasive can help.

4.10am - The victim does not suspect a thing when I come back to the den. It's actually a few dens, because I made friends with the animals here. My den is the big one. It may seem highly suspicious - painted with blood, bones and skulls scattered all over, foul smells, and of course the door, because I live in den 666. However, things seem to go naturally.

4.20am - I offer to do something - it may be to cook food for him, or sow clothes, or anything really. It convinces him that I'm really nice.

4.55am - He may start feeling a little doubtful because I only cooked for him and not myself. He would probably ask, What are you going to eat? And then I just shrug. However, I sneak into the back of the den, and start sharpening my claws.

5am - It's time to dig in. I jump out and grab the prey from behind and rip off the first thing I can - usually an arm. He does not quite understand yet, but I continue to pull out organs and start licking them - still only 20% of people realize what is happening, yet they can't move because I would have disabled half of their body by then.


WARNING - EXPLICIT ZONE START

I love you, I say, and continue, this is why I'd like you to become a part of me. To be one with me. When we met out there, you couldn't help but cling on to my breasts, right? I also couldn't let go of you. My excitement has brought us to this point. You could say I'm dangerous for love (oh wait you don't get it, never mind) and ramble on with disturbing 'love words'.

The corpse would have been obviously dead by the time I began to say, This is where I truly am in love with you, when we are glued, attached, bound, inseparable. The parts I don't need, I toss aside, and as I have filled myself up, I wash it all down with some blood and suck on the bones. I kiss the corpse, rise and leave, to proceed with another 90 minutes of activity before this cycle repeats itself again.

This is what I've been doing for 8 years and never once have I gotten sick of it.

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Why? emoticon
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You shouldn't be questioning people, it's very rude.

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