Re: The Post About Today Topic Messup just finished eating his jalapeno pizza with extra cheese and he feels fat. He is hardly enough weight This is first-world problems!
Now he is working on mysteries online which is random.
We are also watching Cinnabon Undercover boss. I just said "Whatever I just saw is disgusting!" when they were showing a Cinnabon getting produced and he laughed at my remark. I do not understand
Re: The Post About Today Topic We have come to Hole in the Wall today. I was less impressed the first time, but Messup desired to visit it again. The Soda was lousy and the coleslaw had rotten. I liked the tinted windows. The food was lousy. The windows were novel. It felt like a saloon. Messup ordered the Nacho Grande. It may rank in my top 10 nachos! And I'm not a big nacho though. The waitress said to order the cheese nachos and it would be the same as the grande nachos because Messup orders without chili but with those jalapenos and onions and those red pieces and cheese and sour creme. I am more impressed. The waitress was nice. It was funny.
Messup wants me to spell ICUP. I knows it is a prank. I will spell it and it will say something weird. He does jokes. He made me rap his taco bell order and told me we would get a free nacho bonus. He is a prankster but I am serious. I am just pleasant. I am more impressed. I dislike jalapenos. They are hot.
I saw an Uber driver on the road. I would not like to be an Uber driver. No way I would let two guys in while I was driving! It would be creepy. My son said that at his office they were getting salad delivery and the guy dropped it on the floor and picked it up. It had asphalt dust in it!! It sounds disgusting. My son called him out and called the company. I am hardly impressed.
Alexa says the secret of life is 42. I do not get it
Re: The Post About Today Topic 42, don't ask. No-one gets it. I go by I Am Weasel's number. 1.
Genius.
The Con I'm going to is next week. Getting excited now. Most of the guests are making their first appearances in NI. Are they just looking for an excuse to go see the locations from Game of Thrones?
Voice Actors Nolan North, Troy Baker and Emily Rose are among lined up since we bought the tickets, to complete a trio from Uncharted. We don't play those, but hardly anyone's played a game that Nolan North isn't in. We're excited about Troy appearing, because along with Vic Mignogna that means two different prosecutors from Ace Attorney showing up! No Objections to that!
But today, a big squee from me as I found out my childhood's gonna be there too! Three actors from the first Power Rangers series are appearing!
Re: The Post About Today Topic I'm wondering what is going to happen if I was scaring children at a Halloween party.
~Scene~
Children come in to the house. "Good evening, children. What's that? You want candy? Come in!"
So we go down into a bunker. The bunker is weathered and a skeleton's at the corner. They are a little scared, but I assure them that everything is fine. As we walk through the corridor, we enter the main hall. Then they have the scares and the party and so on.
Two hours later the children are asked to go back to the bunker. I'm staring at the wall and breathing heavily. If the children ask, "What's going on? Are you okay?" or something similar, or if they come close, I turn around and bring them to the table.
"Okay, have some candy." Then I start coughing and having a shortness of breath. "I'm starving!" I get them to come closer, and I nibble one of their ears!
"You... Kids... You look delicious. Get over here, I want to eat you." They're probably running away, and I'm chasing them. I ensure that they run into a dead end and they are cornered.
"One of you, step forward!" I grab one of them, and pull him into a room where he is locked up, and he can't be heard if he shouts. I make biting and snapping noises and put on some face paint. Then, I emerge and run back to the corner.
"Who's next?" At that time, a hidden door opens from the outside, and a knight is standing. He moves the children out and the boy, stuck in the room, is also set free. I pick up the knife and pretend to duel him. Shortly after...
"Gaaaah!" (The knight stabbed me in the heart) and I'm motionless on the floor. The children are in shock, but I get up and limp away. They are ushered back to the main hall and in a few minutes I go back up.
I tell them I'm fine. I apologize for the strange behavior and explain the set-up. Indeed, scaring children on Halloween is exhausting. I wonder if I'll be able to try this one of these days.
--- I am the Fox Lady, from a Japanese tale, so don't get close or I'll bite!